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Hugh Grant makes a bold statement on last night’s Question Time - Think of all those poor, poor women.
Stewart Lee: If five portions a day are good, why are slugs so stupid?
…Perhaps our ancestor the monkey’s failure to evolve is directly linked to his fondness for fruits? The very name of the fruit fly speaks of a distinct lack of dietary ambition. The peach potato aphid likewise. Our enemy the slug is happy to live on purloined lettuce, dying cloaked in shame with little to show for its life. And a dedication to the cause of the carrot seems to have done little for rabbit civilisation, doomed to a network of stinking underground burrows or to degrading hutches in infant-school play areas.
Eating fruit and vegetables keeps you simple and stupid. It is no coincidence that they are the favoured foodstuff of athletes and sports people, simpletons who can be tricked into leaping and running upon the sound of a pistol, for no obvious practical purpose. And this is the way the Masters of the World want us dancing to their tune.”
Stewart Lee ‘If five portions a day are so good, why are so slugs so
I could watch the first 5 second of this clip over and over.
Michael Gove slipping is just very funny.
Michael Gove definitely looks like a Thunderbird.
Ukraine’s President. This would have been so embarrassing I felt myself blush just watching it. Still quite hilarious though.
Charlie Brooker just gets better.
I’m Dave, I like guiness, darts, and shit TV. May I be your prime minister please?
Ee’s jus’ like me tha’ Cameron. Ee’s Dave! We all love ‘Dave’. Gwan’. Vote for Dave. It’ll be a lauuufff.
It really is laughable. Whose idea was this?!
I don’t agree with your policies ‘Dave’, but you drink guiness whilst watching darts?Ummmm…….
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/feb/18/david-cameron-guinness-darts-sky
