bradleyjeems:

FUCK, THAT IS BRILLIANT. THAT IS INSPIRED. WHAT SAUCE. GET IN. IT’S THE ECONOMY, STEW-POT.

FUCK, WHAT I REALLY NEED TO IS SHOOT YOU ALL IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK. BUT I CAN’T, BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL.

The Thick Of It 3.08

(Source: brigantes)

"Hi, Philip Schofield, I fuck lobsters for money."

— Malcolm Tucker, The Thick of it.

"The public are fucking horrible”
“Peter, you can’t say the public are fucking horrible”
“Yes I can, I’ve met them”."

— Peter Mannion, The Thick Of It.

"you were like a sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra."

— Malcolm Tucker, The Thick of It. 

Malcolm Tucker is my hero.

Malcolm Tucker is my hero.